Jay London
Overview
 
Jay London is an American
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 stand-up comic, whose one-liner joke
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s made him a favorite on NBC
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's Last Comic Standing
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. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared (Seasons 2 and 3, both in 2004), his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.

London was born in The Bronx, but grew up in Flushing, Queens, before moving to Los Angeles
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 in his adult years. He was a boxer
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 and a taxicab driver, among other occupations, before becoming a stand-up comic in the 1980s.
London is known for his long curly hair and bib overalls.
Quotations

So how do you like my overall look? (Jay's usual stage attire was bib overalls)

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on evolutionary chart.

I get all my hair products at PetCo. (Jay's hair is long, curly, and quite messy)

You know what burns me? Matches.

I was born nine months premature.

I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where the Bath section is, I say "It's beyond me."

It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.

People read me but they don't subscribe.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, because we all have nicknames. So I named my private part Pride. It's not much, but at least I have my Pride.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

 
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