Invasion of the Road Weenies
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Invasion of the Road Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales is a children's book written by David Lubar
, containing a collection of short stories all ending with creepy, strange, or unhappy endings. "The Invasion of the Road Weenies" story is about a kid who tries to figure out why the joggers never smile. The collection was published in 2006. It is the second book in the Weenies series, preceded by In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
and followed by The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
.
Bed Tings - A boy has a best friend whose Jamaican grandmother warns him that "Bed Tings Heppen in Trees". It turns out that Bad Things really do Happen in Threes.
The Dead Won't Hurt You - A boy finds out that there are much scarier things in cemeteries than the dead.
Copies - A boy learns not to mess around with copy machines.
Shaping the Fog -
Willard's Oppositional Notebook - Willard discovers that anything he writes, the opposite comes true.
A Tiny Little Piece -
The La Brea Toy Pits -
Mr. Lambini's Haunted House -
Numbskull -
A Little Night Fishing -
Precious Memories -
Baby Talk - Someone can only speak as a baby
Unseen -
Flyers - A girl learns to take advertisements more literally.
Every Autumn -
Goose Eggs -
Fresh From the Garden -
The Covered Bridge -
Buzz Off -
Just Desserts -
The Whole Nine Yards -
The Green Man -
Dizzy Spells -
The Tank -
Anything You Want -
Lines -
Wandering Stu -
Tarnation -
Ten Pounds of Chocolate - Two girls get ten-pound chocolate bars on Halloween, but end up for a scare.
The Boy Who Wouldn't Talk -
Invasion of the Road Weenies - Two boys on the school bus keep seeing people jogging. They all don't seem to be smiling while jogging. Where are they going? Why aren't they smiling? The boys follow them to an empty barn and find the answer.
We Interrupt This Program - A boy finds a remote control that sends him into the television program he's watching.
The Smell of Death -
The Shortcut - Two boys, Lucas and Chuck, are outside walking home together when it suddenly starts to rain. They take a shortcut through the hospital. A guard catches them and they make a run for it. They hide behind the doors of a morgue
. The guard doesn't know they're in there—so he locks to the door. Soon Lucas and Chuck realize they're in a morgue. There is only one body on a table. Lucas thinks he saw an arm move. Then the Janitor turns off the lights. He doesn't hear the kids screaming. One problem—Chuck isn't screaming. Where is he? He's gone. Lucas looks around for him in the dark only to find a leg. He grabs it. He feels a shoe on the bottom of the leg. Shoe? Chuck wears sneakers. A voice says "You weren't supposed to arrive here for many years." Looks like they made the wrong shortcut.
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
David Lubar
David Lubar is an author of numerous books for teens. He is also an electronic game programmer, who programmedSuper Breakout for the Nintendo Game Boy, and Frogger for both the SNES and Game Boy. As a game designer, he designed the game Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge for the Nintendo Game Boy Color...
, containing a collection of short stories all ending with creepy, strange, or unhappy endings. "The Invasion of the Road Weenies" story is about a kid who tries to figure out why the joggers never smile. The collection was published in 2006. It is the second book in the Weenies series, preceded by In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales is a children's book written by David Lubar. It is a collection of short stories that end in unusual ways...
and followed by The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales is the third Weenies children's short story book written by David Lubar. It was preceded by Invasion of the Road Weenies and is followed by The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies. It was published in 2007.-Stories:Mr...
.
Short stories
The Last Halloween - Jennifer decides at the last minute that she wants to experience the fun of Halloween one last time.Bed Tings - A boy has a best friend whose Jamaican grandmother warns him that "Bed Tings Heppen in Trees". It turns out that Bad Things really do Happen in Threes.
The Dead Won't Hurt You - A boy finds out that there are much scarier things in cemeteries than the dead.
Copies - A boy learns not to mess around with copy machines.
Shaping the Fog -
Willard's Oppositional Notebook - Willard discovers that anything he writes, the opposite comes true.
A Tiny Little Piece -
The La Brea Toy Pits -
Mr. Lambini's Haunted House -
Numbskull -
A Little Night Fishing -
Precious Memories -
Baby Talk - Someone can only speak as a baby
Unseen -
Flyers - A girl learns to take advertisements more literally.
Every Autumn -
Goose Eggs -
Fresh From the Garden -
The Covered Bridge -
Buzz Off -
Just Desserts -
The Whole Nine Yards -
The Green Man -
Dizzy Spells -
The Tank -
Anything You Want -
Lines -
Wandering Stu -
Tarnation -
Ten Pounds of Chocolate - Two girls get ten-pound chocolate bars on Halloween, but end up for a scare.
The Boy Who Wouldn't Talk -
Invasion of the Road Weenies - Two boys on the school bus keep seeing people jogging. They all don't seem to be smiling while jogging. Where are they going? Why aren't they smiling? The boys follow them to an empty barn and find the answer.
We Interrupt This Program - A boy finds a remote control that sends him into the television program he's watching.
The Smell of Death -
The Shortcut - Two boys, Lucas and Chuck, are outside walking home together when it suddenly starts to rain. They take a shortcut through the hospital. A guard catches them and they make a run for it. They hide behind the doors of a morgue
Morgue
A morgue or mortuary is used for the storage of human corpses awaiting identification, or removal for autopsy or disposal by burial, cremation or otherwise...
. The guard doesn't know they're in there—so he locks to the door. Soon Lucas and Chuck realize they're in a morgue. There is only one body on a table. Lucas thinks he saw an arm move. Then the Janitor turns off the lights. He doesn't hear the kids screaming. One problem—Chuck isn't screaming. Where is he? He's gone. Lucas looks around for him in the dark only to find a leg. He grabs it. He feels a shoe on the bottom of the leg. Shoe? Chuck wears sneakers. A voice says "You weren't supposed to arrive here for many years." Looks like they made the wrong shortcut.
See also
In the Land of the Lawn WeeniesIn the Land of the Lawn Weenies
In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales is a children's book written by David Lubar. It is a collection of short stories that end in unusual ways...
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales is the third Weenies children's short story book written by David Lubar. It was preceded by Invasion of the Road Weenies and is followed by The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies. It was published in 2007.-Stories:Mr...
The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
The Battle of the Red hot Pepper Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales is the latest book by David Lubar and is the fourth in the Weenies collection. It was preceded by The Curse of the Campfire Weenies. It was published in June 2009.-Stories:...