Harry Batt is a television programme starring Ian Kirkby as the fictional "Geordie copper" DI Harry Batt. The article is about both the character and the show itself.

Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow

Harry Batt first appeared on Dick and Dom in the Bungalow in 2004, at the beginning of the show's fourth season. His main reason for coming to Da Bungalow was to punish presenter Dominic Wood after it was learned that Wood had cheated in a game of That's The Stuff, on which Dom had replaced a jar of garlic mayonnaise with yoghurt. Harry forced Wood to eat the garlic mayonnaise on live TV as a punishment.

Games

Harry Batt devised two games during his appearances, both of which were shown during the last series of the show.

"Nae Body Move"

This game was first played on Saturday, 10 September, during the first episode of the fifth season of The Bungalow. It took place in the back garden of the Bungalow on Saturday mornings.

Aim of the game

• The bungalowheads have to dress themselves as DC Harry Batt, using the items provided.
• Harry has his back turned to the Bungalowheads.
• They have to move closer and closer towards him, dressing themselves as they go.
• At random moments, Harry turns round sharply, shouting "Nae Body Move!"
• If he catches one of the Bungalow heads moving, they are out of the game.
• The first person to reach the end of the course and shout the given statement, wins the game.
• This statement was "Nae Body Move!" followed by SOMETHING "Squad" (e.g. "NAE BODY MOVE! CARROT SQUAD!)
• The winner was awarded with Bungalow points.

The different "Squads"

The first Bungalow head to shout "Nae Body Move" followed by a squad name, won the game. Some of the different squads were:

• Carrot Squad (10 September)
• Blanket Squad
• bee squad

Memorable games

• The first game of "Nae Body Move".
  • It began with DC Harry Batt appearing through the compost heap.
  • Celebrity Rachel Stevens
    Rachel Stevens
    Rachel Lauren Stevens is an English singer-songwriter, actress, presenter, dancer, television personality and model. She is a former member of the successful pop group S Club, and launched a solo recording career in 2003, releasing seven singles and two albums in the UK between 2003 and 2005...
    
     lost her moustache.
  • In the end, the game was ended as the cast broke down with laughter.

• "Nae Buzzy Move"
  • Harry Batt dressed up a bumble bee
  • The Bungalow heads had to dress up as bees instead of the inspector.
  • Harry Batt's two brothers (Larry and Barry Batt) both appeared, dressed in bee costumes

DC Harry Batt's interrogation game

A game in which the chosen bungalowhead was "taken down the station for a bit of interrogation". In this game the scene was that of a typical police interrogation, the bungalowhead had a secret word, given to them by Dick and Dom. Harry then had ninety seconds to ask him/her some questions. While being asked these questions the bungalowhead had to say the word as many times as possible, without Harry being able to guess the secret word. When ninety seconds was up, he attempted to guess the secret word. If he got it right, the bungalowhead lost all his/her bungalow points. If he got it wrong, the bungalowhead gained 20 bungalow points for each time he said the word.

Harry Batt, the series

On 12 January 2007 at 5:00pm (GMT), Harry Batt appeared the first show of his long awaited series, as part of Gina's Laughing Gear

Gina's Laughing Gear

Gina's Laughing Gear was a special programming slot which was presented by Gina Yashere. It was shown on Friday afternoons on BBC One and repeated on Saturday on the CBBC Channel. The purpose was to showcase new CBBC comedy at the time....

on CBBC1. The show is written by Kirkby, Chapman, Steve Ryde

Steve Ryde

Steven Ryde is a British actor, voice-over artist and producer working mainly in children's television.He has appeared in various television programmes, including Your Mother Wouldn't Like It, Palace Hill, a spin-off from YMWLI, playing Jimmy the Time Warp Kid and Wizadora, in which he played the...

 and Julian Kemp. Also appearing on the show are Chapman, Melvin Odoom and Lee Barnett, who have also appeared with Kirkby in Dick and Dom in da Bungalow and The Slammer.

It is produced by Ryde, who also produced Dick and Dom in da Bungalow

Dick and Dom in da Bungalow

Dick and Dom in da Bungalow was a CBBC children's entertainment television series presented by the duo Dick and Dom...

and The Slammer

The Slammer

The Slammer is a Children's Talent show that has been broadcasting on BBC One since 22 September 2006.Set in a fictional prison called HM Slammer, this programme follows a variety show format where “prisoners” compete, by performing to an audience, who decide which act should be released.The show...

.

Episode 1

BBC One

BBC One

BBC One is the flagship television channel of the British Broadcasting Corporation in the United Kingdom. It was launched on 2 November 1936 as the BBC Television Service, and was the world's first regular television service with a high level of image resolution...

 - Friday, 12 January 2007 @ 5:00pm (GMT)
Repeated - CBBC Channel

CBBC Channel

CBBC is a BBC television channel aimed at 6 to 12 year olds. It complements the CBBC programming that continues to air on BBC One and BBC Two. Launched on 11 February 2002, it broadcasts from 7am to 7pm on Freeview, cable, IPTV and digital satellite, occupying the same bandwidth as, but a different...

 - Saturday, 13 January 2007 @ 6:30pm (GMT)

"DI Harry Batt is called upon to stop a spate of illegal sofa bouncing, and cope with sweeping changes to the police
force."

Series of events

• Last year, the chief inspector made "a very strange decision" to allow the minimum age of joining the police force to be lowered to 4.
• Recently, a crime wave of 'sofa bouncing' has hit DC Harry Batt's 'patch'.
• The darts championship is taking place. The Chief Inspector decides the to PCs to go to the final in the fairest way...by tombola. PC Maqueen (Dave Chapman
  Dave Chapman
  Dave Chapman is an English actor, television presenter, puppeteer and voice artist.-Career:Dave Chapman trained at The London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art and The Jim Henson Company...
  
  ) and PC Presents (Lee Barnett) are chosen for the job.
• At a 'Chrispies' auction, Antony Worrall Thompson
  Antony Worrall Thompson
  Henry Antony Cardew Worrall Thompson is a British celebrity chef, television presenter and radio broadcaster.-Biography:...
  
  's 'antique' 1997 sofa is sold for £50. A woman in the crowd suddenly bounces on the sofa. Everyone is horrified, especially Thompson who thought it would fetch at least £300.
• Meanwhile, Inspector Batt is walking down a road, eating chips. From the corner of his eye, he sees three men, bouncing on sofas in a house. When he returns for a closer look, the men are gone. A woman and a man (Lee Barnett) appear, requiring assistance; their sofas have been bounced on.
• One more woman appears and informs Harry that the rascals have just come out of Number 19. He realises that number 19 is his "hoose" and runs to see the damage.
• In a theatre, during a comedy production "Knickers to the Vicars", a doorbell rings out of cue. Dave Chapman
  Dave Chapman
  Dave Chapman is an English actor, television presenter, puppeteer and voice artist.-Career:Dave Chapman trained at The London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art and The Jim Henson Company...
  
   answers it. Lee runs in and bounces on the sofa.
• Back at the police station, all occurrences of sofa bouncing have been plotted on a map of the area. DI Batt asks the constables if they can see a pattern.
  • PC Figgis sees a Christmas tree. This idea is abandoned after Harry questions "where's the top".
  • Another boy believes it is in the shape of a fried egg. Batt believes this is a more plausible idea, pointing out the white of the egg and the "yerk".
  • The last girl thinks it is a "velociraptor eating a goat". This child is told to "get out".
  • Harry states that it follows the number 28 bus route.
• Harry Batt and the rest of the group stake out at the next stop, a cafe, the group soon becomes distracted by watching the darts semi-final, and the sofa is bounced upon.
• The bouncer bounces up to the roof, causing his body to become stiff and leaving a face-mark in the wall.
• The group inspect the crime scene. Harry states there must be a clue, maybe a strand of hair or a finger print or maybe even a cryptic message written in invisible ink on the wall to taunt them (although he admits the last one doesn't usually happen.)
• A small boy tries to tell Harry about the face-print, but Harry ignores him. When Harry spots the face-print he claims it as his find.
• The police group take a cast of the face and Harry goes about town trying to find a match, without success.
• PC Maqueen and PC Presents drink darts finalist, Barry's super unhealthy energy drink. Barry is taken ill and Maqueen and Presents are quick to blame a sabateur trying to ruin the darts final.
• The police group decide to stake out at the next point, a shop selling extra-springy beds.
• Two hoodies are seen testing a bed.
• Harry arrests the hoodies, they explain they are just looking for a comfortable bed for their poor old Nan, proving this with a photo.
• Melvin begins bouncing on the beds, Harry follows and catches him.
• Melvin is interrogated, and agrees to show them the villains hideout.
• Harry enters the hideout, undercover. He says his name is "Mr. Lampshade". He has a camera in his hat and a microphone in his jacket. The police squad are supposed to be watching the footage from Harry's camera hat. But, the change channel to watch the darts championship final, where Barry has just recovered and is playing well.
• Harry shows off his bouncing skills and is called in to meet the crime boss.
• The Crime bosses face matches the face print. The crime boss catches on to Harry and makes his getaway on a space-hopper.
• Harry turns off the darts final to get his squad to get to work.
• The squad follow the crime boss on pogo-sticks and space-hoppers.
• Barry Whippet needs a bulls-eye to win the darts championship final.
• The crime boss bursts into the building the darts is being played at, Barry's dart goes through the boss' space-hopper and hits the bulls-eye.
• Harry arrests the crime boss saying, "You're nicked."
• Harry and a small boy are on the roof of a building. Harry asks the boy what has he learnt today. The boy replies, "Well, sir...nothing."
  "Aye ... [J]ust how it should be", Harry says, and breaks into his own rendition of Bounce by Bon Jovi. The boy walks away in disgust.

Cameo Appearance in The Legend of Dick and Dom

Harry Batt appeared with another Geordie copper (played by Dave Chapman) in The Legend of Dick and Dom

The Legend of Dick and Dom

The Legend of Dick and Dom is a sitcom that stars Dick and Dom as two budding young princes who are on a quest to find the antidote to a terrible plague that consumed Fyredor because Dick dropped the cure. The all star cast also includes Mannitol , a wizard who is really bad at doing magic, and...

episode 'The Mists of Time' when Princes Dick and Dom find themselves in modern day Sluff (Slough). Harry Batt is hypnotised by Mannitol into thinking he is a showgirl, He also reprived a similar role in a later episode where he plays Sheriff Harold Batt who arrests the main characters before trying to intercept their evil clones during the "Fairest Fairy Fayre".

External links

• Da Bungalow Online, Fansite
• http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/holbycity/characters-cast/characters/josephbyrne.shtml