I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half.

I'll bet you say that to all the girls!

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

There's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.

You're the only boy who ever made me cry, and I decided that if you could make me cry, I must really love you.