Eurybia surculosa
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Eurybia surculosa, commonly known as the Creeping Aster, is an herbaceous perennial in the composite family
Asteraceae
The Asteraceae or Compositae , is an exceedingly large and widespread family of vascular plants. The group has more than 22,750 currently accepted species, spread across 1620 genera and 12 subfamilies...

 that was previously treated in the genus Aster. It is native to the eastern United States
United States
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 where it is found primarily in sandy soils along the coastal plain
Coastal plain
A coastal plain is an area of flat, low-lying land adjacent to a seacoast and separated from the interior by other features. One of the world's longest coastal plains is located in eastern South America. The southwestern coastal plain of North America is notable for its species diversity...

, though when E. compacta
Eurybia compacta
Eurybia compacta, commonly known as the Slender Aster, is an herbaceous perennial native to the southeastern United States. It is commonly found along the coastal plain in dry sandy soils, especially in pinelands. While it is not considered to be in high danger of extinction, it is of conservation...

is also present, it exists farther inland in the southern Appalachian mountains
Appalachian Mountains
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. Although the species is not seriously threatened, it is locally endangered in Virginia
Virginia
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 and Alabama
Alabama
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