
and Red Hour Productions
, written and directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber
and starring Vince Vaughn
, Ben Stiller
, Christine Taylor
, and Rip Torn
. The film focuses on a rivalry between the owners of Average Joe's, a small gym, and Globo-Gym, a competing big-budget gym located across the street. Peter LaFleur (Vaughn), the owner of the smaller gym, has defaulted on his mortgage and enters a dodgeball
tournament
in an attempt to earn the money necessary to prevent his gym from being purchased by Globo-Gym.
It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.
I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.
I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.
You had me at blood and semen. Wait, what about eggs, you know... that kind [Peter points towards Kate in his office]
Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?
Thank you, Chuck Norris.
Ball me Blazer.
Oh, now he's a philosophizer.
Cram it up your cram hole!
That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.