Dan Quisenberry
Overview
 
Dan Raymond "Quiz" Quisenberry (icon; February 7, 1953 – September 30, 1998) was an American
United States
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 right-handed relief pitcher
Relief pitcher
A relief pitcher or reliever is a baseball or softball pitcher who enters the game after the starting pitcher is removed due to injury, ineffectiveness, fatigue, ejection, or for other strategic reasons, such as being substituted by a pinch hitter...

 in Major League Baseball
Major League Baseball
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 who played primarily for the Kansas City Royals
Kansas City Royals
The Kansas City Royals are a Major League Baseball team based in Kansas City, Missouri. The Royals are a member of the Central Division of Major League Baseball's American League. From 1973 to the present, the Royals have played in Kauffman Stadium...

. Notable for his submarine
Submarine (baseball)
In baseball, a submarine pitch is one in which the ball is released underhand and just above the ground, with the torso bent at a right angle and shoulders tilted so severely that they rotate around a nearly horizontal axis...

-style pitching delivery and his humorous quotes, he led the American League
American League
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 in saves
Save (sport)
In baseball, a save is credited to a pitcher who finishes a game for the winning team under certain prescribed circumstances. The number of saves, or percentage of save opportunities successfully converted, is an oft-cited statistic of relief pitchers...

 a record five times (1980, 1982–85), and retired in 1990
1990 in baseball
-Major League Baseball:*World Series: Cincinnati Reds over Oakland Athletics ; José Rijo, MVP*American League Championship Series MVP Dave Stewart*National League Championship Series co-MVPs: Rob Dibble and Randy Myers...

 with 244 saves, then the 6th-highest total in major league history.
Born in Santa Monica, California
Santa Monica, California
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, Quisenberry signed with the Royals as an amateur free agent
Free agent
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 in 1975
1975 in baseball
-Major League Baseball:*World Series: Cincinnati Reds over Boston Red Sox ; Pete Rose, MVP*All-Star Game, July 15 at County Stadium: National League, 6-3; Bill Madlock and Jon Matlack, MVPs-Other champions:...

, and was considered a marginal prospect.
Quotations

I have seen the future, and it looks a lot like the present.

[My lifetime contract] has options through the year 2020, or until the last Rocky movie is made.

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter -- he fires until it's empty, then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinker-ball pitchers.

Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.

I found a delivery in my flaw.

 
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