lineman. He played college football
for the Arizona State Sun Devils (1991-1992) and professionally
for the Houston Oilers
(1992) in the National Football League
, the London Monarchs
(1995-1996) and the Frankfurt Galaxy
(1996) in the World League of American Football
, and the Arizona Rattlers
(1997) in the Arena Football League.
This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!
[in his mind] I wish they would all just disappear.
I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A Family Comedy Without The Family.
When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt.
This Non-Family Comedy is a Real Scream.