Brainsmasher... A Love Story is a 1993 American

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 romantic comedy

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 film

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 written and directed by Albert Pyun

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. It stars Andrew Dice Clay

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 as Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy and Teri Hatcher

Teri Hatcher

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 as Samantha Crain. Dee Booher makes a cameo appearance as Queen Kong.

Plot

Ed Malloy, a tough bouncer from Portland, Oregon

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, is dragged into a twisted web of lies, magic and kung fu by Sam Crain.

Soundtrack listed in order as released in film

1. "(Heaven Help This Child)" (Madelynn Von Ritz)
2. "(Curtain of Lights)" (Anthony Riparetti) - (James Saad) - (Steve LeGassick)
3. "(How Could You Let Me Go)" )Madelynn Von Ritz)
4. "(Home Is Where The Heart Is)" (Forbidden Pigs)
5. "(I Don't Belong)" (Shane Ferris and Living Blue)
6. "(Dying In My Sleep)" (Rigor Mortis
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   )
7. "(Devil In The Night)" Forbidden Pigs)
8. "(I'm A Fool)" Forbidden Pigs)
9. "(You Are The One)" (Madelynn Von Ritz)
10. "(Two Days With You)" (Madelynn Von Ritz)
11. "(Are You Going Back There Tonight)" (Forbidden Pigs)

Release

The movie was released directly to videocassette in 1993 by Vidmark Entertainment. The movie has never been released in the United States on DVD and as of January 4, 2010, Lions Gate has yet to announce any plans for a DVD release. It is available on DVD in the United Kingdom.