The great advantage of abstinence education is that it introduces teenagers to hypocrisy at an early age.

Let the fundamentalist Christians raise losers. I want my teenagers to have as much sex as they can possibly get.

If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.

Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Self denial is not a virtue: it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.

Usez, n'abusez point […] L'abstinence ou l'excès ne fit jamais d'heureux.