Artificially Speaking is a short film, which premiered at Dances with Films 2009 at the Laemmle Sunset 5, June 6, 2009. It stars Alan Sues

Alan Sues

Alan Sues is a U.S. comic actor best known for his performances as part of the ensemble on the 1968–1973 television program Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In...

, Lou Wagner

Lou Wagner

- Filmography :* Raising Hope ** episode Blue Dots ... as lawyer* Artificially Speaking ... as Dr. Lionel Bainbridge* My Name Is Earl** episode Stole P's HD Cart ... as Mr. Covington* Yes, Dear...

, Karen Rambo, and an assorted cast.

Plot

Where does artificial fruit flavoring come from? Artificial fruit, of course. Holly Hockenberry owns an artificial fruit farm, maintained by overworked gardner Sparky Schlosser. The farm is caught in the middle of a scandal regarding a case of tainted artificial fruit. Some questionable companies may be involved in a massive cover-up, which has caused the farm's profit to plummet.

Cast

• Alan Sues
  Alan Sues
  Alan Sues is a U.S. comic actor best known for his performances as part of the ensemble on the 1968–1973 television program Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In...
  
   as Sparky Schlosser
• Karen Rambo as Holly Hockenberry
• Stephanie Silverman as Sandy Steinn
• Lou Wagner
  Lou Wagner
  - Filmography :* Raising Hope ** episode Blue Dots ... as lawyer* Artificially Speaking ... as Dr. Lionel Bainbridge* My Name Is Earl** episode Stole P's HD Cart ... as Mr. Covington* Yes, Dear...
  
  as Dr. Lionel Bainbridge
• Mike Ciccolini as Warehouse Guy #1
• Frank Walton as Warehouse Guy #2
• Joe Basile as Phil Scuzzola
• Jason Rockney as JJ Ichuta
• Terry Thistelwaite as Documentarian
• Artificial Fruit as The Innocent Victim