American Wedding
American Wedding is a 2003 comedy film that is a sequel to American Pie
American Pie (film)
American Pie is a 1999 teen comedy film written by Adam Herz. American Pie was the directorial film debut of brothers Paul and Chris Weitz, and the first film in the American Pie film series...

and American Pie 2
American Pie 2
American Pie 2 is a 2001 comedy film and sequel to American Pie and is the second film in the American Pie film series. It was written by Adam Herz and David H. Steinberg, and directed by J. B. Rogers. The film picks up the story of the four friends from the first film as they reunite during the...

as part of the American Pie series. It was written by Adam Herz
Adam Herz
Adam Herz is an American screenwriter and producer. He founded the production company Terra Firma Films in 2003 with a first-look deal at Universal Studios....

 and directed by Jesse Dylan
Jesse Dylan
Jesse Dylan is an American film director, and the founder, CEO and creative director of the media production company Wondros.-Personal Life:...

. The story has the friends from the first two films coming together again, this time to celebrate the wedding of Jim and Michelle.
The film begins with Jim Levenstein (Jason Biggs
Jason Biggs
Jason Matthew Biggs is an American actor who is best known for his role as Jim Levenstein in the American Pie series of teen comedy films.-Personal life:...

) and Michelle Flaherty (Alyson Hannigan
Alyson Hannigan
Alyson Lee Hannigan is an American actress. She is known for her roles as Willow Rosenberg in the cult classic television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Michelle Flaherty in three American Pie films, and Lily Aldrin on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.-Early life:Hannigan was born in...

) having dinner, celebrating their college graduation.

No no no shit head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest fucking thing ever. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.

It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.

My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.

Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin] Bang-cock.

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.

Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker.

"Congratulation, Jism!"

Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth! What happened to my invite? Get lost in the mail, Fuckface?

Told ya that guy wanted to fuck me.