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singer-songwriter Don McLean
. Recorded and released on the American Pie
album in 1971, the single
was a number-one U.S. hit for four weeks in 1972. A re-release in 1991 did not chart in the U.S., but reached No. 2 in the UK. The song is a recounting of "The Day the Music Died
" — the 1959 plane crash that killed Buddy Holly
, Ritchie Valens
, and The Big Bopper
(Jiles Perry Richardson, Jr.) — and the aftermath.
I have to admit, you know, I did a fair bit of uh, masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
Well, we'll just tell your mother that er, We ate it all.
There's something about your first piece.
Fill that sticky hole!
Come again!
Boy gets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets pie.