A Very Larry Christmas is an album by American comedian

Comedian

A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain an audience, primarily by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing situations, or acting a fool, as in slapstick, or employing prop comedy...

 Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy

Daniel Lawrence Whitney , better known by his stage name and character Larry the Cable Guy, is an American comedian, actor, and former radio personality....

. This album was released on November 16, 2004 on Warner Bros. Records

Warner Bros. Records

Warner Bros. Records Inc. is an American record label. It was the foundation label of the present-day Warner Music Group, and now operates as a wholly owned subsidiary of that corporation. It maintains a close relationship with its former parent, Warner Bros. Pictures, although the two companies...

. The album is composed of radio commentaries dealing with Christmas, as well as musical tracks.

An earlier version from 1998, released following Larry's obscure first album "Salutations and Flatulations," featured a different array of material including an installment of "Toddler Mail," a marijuana-themed parody of "Do You Hear What I Hear?," and an alternate version of "The First Queer Santy Claus" (ending with 'hole in the ass', rather than 'hole in the butt-crack'). The drug humor is especially notable (Larry mentions 'lighting up a fat joint' numerous times on the album) as the comedy Larry would become known for, and indeed, the 2004 version of the album, would never touch this subject.

Track listing (2004 Warner Bros. version)

1. "Christmas Commentary" – 2:25
2. "The Christmas Story" – 2:16
3. "Santy for a Day" – 1:38
4. "Oh Holy Crap" – 0:15
5. "Fat Holiday Relatives" – 1:29
6. "Singing Christmas Tree" – 1:35
7. "A Letter to Shania Twain" – 2:23
8. "O Little Girl from Birmingham" – 0:21
9. "Waiter Commentary" – 1:33
10. "Donny the Retard" – 0:09
11. "Pissed-Off Christmas Poem" – 1:39
12. "The Most Wonderful Ass" – 0:18
13. "Titty Bar Christmas" – 2:09
14. "Easy-To-Assemble" – 1:52
15. "The First Queer Santy Claus" – 0:16
16. "Fruitcake Commentary" – 2:07
17. "Santy Claus, Santy Claus" – 2:25
18. "I Pissed My Pants" – 0:25
19. "Christmas Weight Gain" – 1:34
20. "Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story" – 2:07
21. "On the First Day of Christmas" – 0:08
22. "Redneck Santa Claus" – 1:09
23. "Hark, The Hairlip Angel" – 0:10
24. "A Letter to Santa Claus" – 1:44
25. "Sticks and Horse Turds" – 1:23
26. "Call a Doctor" – 0:18
27. "Gift Giving" – 2:12
28. "I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car" – 0:28

Track listing (1998 DJT version)

1. "Christmas Commentary"
2. "Santy Claus, Santy Claus"
3. "Toddler Mail"
4. "Larry's Correlations"
5. "Do You Hear What I Hear"
6. "Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story"
7. "Christmas Eve Commentary"
8. "The Christmas Story"
9. "Hark, The Hairlip Angel"
10. "Santy for a Day"
11. "Good News, Bad News"
12. "Donny the Retard"
13. "Redneck Santa Claus"
14. "The First Queer Santy Claus" [alternate version]
15. "A Letter to Shania Twain"
16. "Fruitcake Commentary"
17. "Janet Reno's Coming To Town"
18. "More Toddler Mail"
19. "Larry's Christmas Cards"
20. "My Nuts Are Roasted"
21. "Titty Bar Christmas"
22. "Gift Giving Commentary"
23. "End Of The Year Quotes"
24. "Waiter Commentary"
25. "Oh Holy Crap"
26. "Romantic Things, Unromantic Things"
27. "A Letter to Santa Claus"
28. "On The First Day of Christmas"
29. "A Page from Betty Currie's Diary"
30. "Fa La La La La La La La"

Chart performance

Chart (2004)	Peak position
U.S. Billboard Top Comedy Albums	1
U.S. Billboard Top Country Albums	8
U.S. Billboard Top Holiday Albums	3
U.S. Billboard 200	43