Written and directed by Duncan Tucker

Bree Osbourne

• I'm from the Church of the Potential Father
  • To Toby when he asks what church she's from

• I'm a transsexual - not a transvestite.
  • After her sister picks a garish outfit for Bree to wear to a family dinner

• Hormones are hormones. Yours and mine just happen to come in purple little pills.
  • To her mother

Dialogue

Toby: I'm not gonna marry you!

Bree: Glory Hallelujah.

Dr. Spikowsky: How do you feel about your penis?

Bree: It disgusts me. I don't even like looking at it.

Dr. Spikowsky: And how about your friends?

Bree: They don't like it either.