Quotes

• Wil: [Politically correct version of 'baa, baa black sheep'] Blah, blah, blah. I hate myself Pass the weed. I have to testify in court.
• Dave: [In response to an American panellist saying, "If [Australians] don't vote, you get fined."] Yeah, and if you don't vote you get George Bush!

Headlines

• "Two Australians Kidnapped in Iraq: Unfortunately not Will Anderson" (September 17, 2004)
• "Will Anderson to write and star in a comedy show with Rove: Australian comedy dies" (September 25, 2004)
• "Dicko boycotts ARIAs: No one gives a shit" (September 25, 2004)
• "The Glass House finally removed from detention centres: refugees happy, now think that torture is over."
• "Pope ponders evolution: Hmmm, no."
• "George Bush discovers Bird Flu: Decides to invade Turkey"
• "Osama Bin Ladin hiding in hole: Not sure how he got to Tasmania"