The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano Quotations

The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano is a computer game created by the Learning Company.

Joni: LapTrap, scoop up the artifact and head on back.

LapTrap: (grumbling to himself) "Scoop up the artifact, LapTrap," "Fix the mini-sub, LapTrap," "Blow dry my hair, LapTrap."

Sailor: Captain, a tsunami...headed right for us!

Owen: Salami?

Leslie: Not salami, tsunami!

Leslie: By all appearances, Owen and I are sequestered in a subterranean chamber with no apparent means of egress.

LapTrap: (rolls eyes)

Owen: She means we're stuck underground somewhere.

Leslie: (grumbles) That's what I said!

LapTrap: This island is creepy...or as they say in Paris "creepé."

Santiago: LapTrap, you're afraid of those mechanical sheep you dream about.

Joni: That looks like an American village from the Revolutionary War era.

Santiago: But where are all the people?

LapTrap: And where are all the T.U.R.T.L.E.'s?

Joni: Who are you?

Great CrypTile Thief: I'm the Great CrypTile Thief! I stole everybody's CrypTiles and buried them in my patch of dangerous trees.

Santiago: Why are you locked in the pillory?

Great CrypTile Thief: (dry) I got caught.

(People are being sucked into moving holes, which giant flowers keep peeking out of)

Leslie: That is the strangest floral behavior I have ever seen...well, maybe not the strangest.

(As they fall down a tube, Joni, Santiago and LapTrap scream.)

LapTrap: Wait a minute, why am I yelling? I can fly!

Tobor: Spell words to create a safe path across.

(presents them with letters from the CrypTile language)

Owen: Not that crazy language again! Don't you have anything in English?! I'm really good at English.

(letters are changed to the English alphabet)

Owen: Why is it that everywhere we go we always find really large pits to cross? I've got to get a skateboard that flies.

Leslie: Can you remind me why we keep Earthling brains frozen in our biospheric chambers?

Eco: Sustenance; Earthling brains are served at the finest restaurants.

Owen: Brains? They eat human brains? You'd better watch out, Leslie; they'll want your big brain for sure!

Leslie: LapTrap, interface with this computer.

LapTrap: I'd love to, but, uh, I'm having a bad shell day.

Leslie: LapTrap!

LapTrap: All right, all right. Kids! They've got no respect for their T.U.R.T.L.E.'s!