The Amazing Criswell
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The Amazing Criswell
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Jeron Criswell King born Jeron Criswell Konig, and known by his stage-name The Amazing Criswell, was an American psychic who was famous for his wildly inaccurate predictions.
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- Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
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- The past is not a window into the future. I am the only window into the future.
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