Plunder and Lightning

Shere Khan: I've spent years turning Khan Industries into the biggest corporation in the world. And I've discovered that 'business' is like... a jungle. You see, there are the eaters... and the eat-ums.

Wildcat: You know, using these leftover spare parts, I could probably make a plane in an hour.

Baloo: Really?

Wildcat: Sure. And since I only have half the parts, it'll only take half as long!

It Came From Beneath the Sea Duck

Kit: Baloo, when did you teach the Sea Duck to hover like this?

Baloo: Hover? This plane can't hover! [He looks behind him] Oh baby... this is gettin' serious!

[The camera zooms back to a giant octopus, which has half its arms wrapped around a sink in Rebecca's apartment and the other half wrapped around the tail of the Sea Duck.]

Time Waits For No Bear

Trader Moe: Okay, boys! Ready... aim...

Kit: About face! Fire!

[The goons fire on Trader Moe]

Goon #1: Sorry, boss!

Goon #2: Yeah, sorry!

Trader Moe: Shaddup! Ya don't listen to the kid, got it?

Goons: Yep...

Baloo: Ready, aim, fire!

[The goons fire on Trader Moe]

Trader Moe: Don't listen to the kid! Don't listen to the pilot! Listen to me! When I say fire, you fire!... Wait!

[The goons fire on Trader Moe]

Goon #1: But it was you this time!

Goon #2: Yeah, you!

Polly Wants A Treasure

Baloo: With all the time I'm spending in the doghouse, I'm gonna need a flea collar!

Vowel Play

Rebecca: Brilliant, Baloo! What were two o's doing in "Chicken Soup"?

Baloo: The backstroke?

Her Chance To Dream

Bartender: [on phone] Hello, Louie's Place! Where's the hullabaloo? Oh, that Baloo!

War Of The Weirds

Rebecca: Now see what your lying got us into?!

Baloo: You're the one who lied to G.I. Shmoe!

Rebecca: Yeah, but you lied to me first, so I had to lie to you to teach you the truth about lying!

Baloo: Hey, this lady has potential!

Kit: You're both nuts...

Kit: Boy, she dies as good as you do!

Baloo: Toldja she had potential!

A Jolly Molly Christmas

Don Karnage: This is Santa Karnage... You will give us the biggest and best Christmas presents... or we will blow you to tinsel!

Jumping The Guns

[Don Karnage is trying to sneak the Iron Vulture past the Cape Suzette cliff guns by disguising it as a yacht, and his men as bathing beauties.])

Dumptruck: Hey, I'm embarrassed.

Mad Dog: And I'm chilly.

Dumptruck: Can ve put our coats on, captain?

Don Karnage: What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.

[The sailor in question is communicating with them in Semaphore.]

Mad Dog: Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.

Don Karnage: Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?

[The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.]

Don Karnage: Uh-oh... Retreat!

Dumptruck: Now can ve put our coats on, captain?

In Search Of Ancient Blunders

Don Karnage: Fire at will!

[Will screams]

Don Karnage: Do not fire at Will, he is my First Mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!

Stuck on You

Don Karnage: It is this way, trust me!

Baloo: Trust you?! Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!

Don Karnage: It's my job!

Baloo: It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!

Don Karnage: One little slip-up... so shoot me!

[A gunshot ricochets off the hatch]

Baloo: I wish you hadn't said that!

The Incredible Shrinking Molly

Doctor Zibaldo: Why is it that toast always lands with the butter side down?! You drop ten slices... a hundred slices...

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Baloo: I'll bet this is the last time we ever hear of Doctor Zibaldo... or television!

Bygones

Baloo: If you were Rick Sky, how come you got caught so easily? You were only outnumbered six to one.

Rick Sky: That was your fault. You didn't tell me your plane had no guns. Imagine my surprise!

Baloo: [sarcastically] Well, if I had known you needed them, I would have put some on for you!

Rick Sky: That's perfectly all right. Apology accepted.

F'reeze A Jolly Good Fellow (TaleSpin comic)

Don Karnage: Hee hee - ooooh, I just love it when [Danger Woman] tinfoils the bad guys!

Baloo: Now what are you really after, Karny?

Don Karnage: For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!

Louie: Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?

Don Karnage: My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!

Dumptruck: But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be--

Don Karnage: Remind me to shoot you when we get home!

Dumptruck: Err - sorry, captain!