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• "Yo' waddup; this is Snoop D-O-Double-G sayin' stop the violence, drop the guns, and increase the peace."
  • Midnight Love

• What did Snoop Dogg say to a guy carryin' an umbrella?
  "looks like drizzle ma nizzle"

• Now this No Limit shit, No Limit nigga
  Everbody wanna know how this shit happens, but we ain't playa hatin'
  And what's goin' on, but ya know what?
  It don't get no realer than this though dog.
  • "Get Bout It & Rowdy", Da Game Is To Be Sold, Not To Be Told (1998)

• I had to shake the spot cause the game got crowded
  I'm devoted and quote it, I'm rowdy and bout it
  A No Limit Soldier, and happy to shout it.
  • "Get Bout It & Rowdy", Da Game Is To Be Sold, Not To Be Told (1998)

• I'm sellin this shit, I ain't tellin this shit,
  I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon ya bitch
  From the cold hearted streets of the LBC
  To a mansion in the south down the street from my nigga P
  See, real niggas recognize the realness
  Put ya muthafuckin' choppers up if ya feel this.
  • "Get Bout It & Rowdy", Da Game Is To Be Sold, Not To Be Told (1998)

• So if you got your chrome, you need to stay in the zone
  And get a vest for your mutha fuckin dome
  Cause it's on like a dog with out his bone
  I'm in it to win it and No Limit is my home (for life for life).
  • "Get Bout It & Rowdy", Da Game Is To Be Sold, Not To Be Told (1998)

• I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
  Da Big Boss Dogg, yeah I had to do that
  I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside,
  only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side.
  • "Drop It Like It's Hot", R&G: The Masterpiece (2004)

• Waitin' on the pizzle, the dizzle and the shizzle
  G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo.
  • "Drop It Like It's Hot", R&G: The Masterpiece (2004)

• Mr. D, why is you doin' the Big Nasty on my bed?!
  • "Las Vegas TV Series", (2004)

• Sex is like a beautiful meeting of genitalia. It's the dance of love between a penis and vagina.
  • Interview with BASE Magazine, April 2005

• When I'm not longer rappin', I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

• So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.

• I keep hearing about muthafucking Harry Potter. Who is this muthafucker?

• If the ride is more fly, you must buy

• Fuck Bill O'Reilly. He's a muthafucking prick.