Scary Go Round Quotations

Scary Go Round is a webcomic written and illustrated by John Allison. The comic set in the fictional town of Tackleford, England, and follows the adventures of several major characters as they battle zombies, travel through time, and offend strange creatures.

Quotes

Tim: Management is all about appearing to be awake while actually asleep http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030205
Mayor's hallucination: It is almost impossible for me to tell you just how cool everything is going to be right now. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20040127
Investigator (after finding a wallet at a crime scene): Its leather exterior suggests a man of substance. The copious identification within implies a man who knows exactly who he is — and why. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20050112
Esther: It's dynamite when you aren't the one being stalked by the Death-Beast! Whose name suggests that it is a beast who makes you die. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20051027
Erin: I mind my own business! And any other business that needs minding. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20051025
Shelley: I've got a milkshake with an umbrella in it! It cannot be diluted by rain! Not any more! http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030325
Hugo: Powers be inside, friend, like your kidneys. You cannot lose them. Well. Except maybe in a grisly accident where part of your head and brain be lost. Ha ha! http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030922
Shelly: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb. Staring at the earth with envious eye. Wishin' it was wet, for it's parlously dry. http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060327
Ryan: Dang. So drunk contracts don't count? If I'd known that, I could have saved the Merchant Navy a lot of trouble. And by "trouble," I mean "seafaring vessels".http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051006

Dialogue

Ryan: Faster means make the number on the speedometer go up to a higher number.

Hugo: Ryan, you overestimate the awesome powers of Ronny B's van. Yes, it is tricked out to the max. But this was achieved by attaching plastic spoilers and hella trim, not upgrading the "engine" so to speak. http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040316

Tim: There's something about you, Fallon, encourages a man to behave like logic's most hated enemy.

Fallon: It is my good manners and the insane wiggle when I walk. http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030506