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Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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Richard Brinsley Sheridan (October 30, 1751 - July 7, 1816) was an Irish playwright and Whig statesman.
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- An apothecary should never be out of spirits.
- St. Patrick's Day (1775), Act I, sc. i.
- Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike — no bail, no demurrer.
- St. Patrick's Day (1775), Act II, sc. iv.
- Date not the life which thou hast run by the mean of reckoning of the hours and days, which though hast breathed: a life spent worthily should be measured by a nobler line, — by deeds, not years...
- Pizarro (first acted 24 May 1799), Act iv, Scene 1. Compare: "Who well lives, long lives; for this age of ours / Should not be numbered by years, daies, and hours", Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas, Second Week, Fourth Day, Book ii.
- You write with ease to show your breeding,
But easy writing's curst hard reading.- Clio's Protest (1819).
- An oyster may be crossed in love.
- Clio's Protest (1819).
- The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for his facts.
- Sheridaniana, Speech in Reply to Mr. Dundas.
- Believe not each accusing tongue,
As most weak persons do;
But still believe that story wrong,
Which ought not to be true!- Reported in Nicholas Harris Nicolas, The Carcanet: a Literary Album, Containing Select Passages from the Most Distinguished English Writers (1828), p. 132.
The Rivals (1775)
- 'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.
- Act I, sc. ii
- A progeny of learning.
- Act I, sc. i
- Never say more than is necessary.
- Act II, sc. i
- I know you are laughing in your sleeve.
- Act II, sc. i
- He is the very pineapple of politeness!
- Act III, sc. iii
- If I reprehend anything in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!
- Act III, sc. iii
- As headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile.
- Act III, sc. iii
- Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with.
- Act IV, sc. i
- No caparisons, miss, if you please. Caparisons don't become a young woman.
- Act IV, sc. ii
- You are not like Cerberus, three gentlemen at once, are you?
- Act IV, sc. ii
- The quarrel is a very pretty quarrel as it stands; we should only spoil it by trying to explain it.
- Act IV, sc. iii
- My valor is certainly going! — it is sneaking off! I feel it oozing out, as it were, at the palm of my hands!
- Act V, sc. iii
- I own the soft impeachment.
- Act V, sc. iii
- Through all the drama — whether damned or not —
Love gilds the scene, and women guide the plot.- Epilogue
The Duenna (1775)
- I ne'er could any luster see
In eyes that would not look on me.- Act I, sc. ii
- I loved him for himself alone.
- Act I, sc. iii
- A bumper of good liquor
Will end a contest quicker
Than justice, judge, or vicar.- Act I, sc. iii
- Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.
- Act I, sc. iv
The School for Scandal (1777)
- Tale-bearers are as bad as the tale-makers.
- Act I, sc. i
- You shall see them on a beautiful quarto page, where a neat rivulet of text shall meander through a meadow of margin.
- Act I, sc. i
- You had no taste when you married me.
- Act I, sc. ii
- Here's to the maiden of bashful fifteen;
Here's to the widow of fifty;
Here's to the flaunting, extravegant quean,
And here's to the housewife that's thrifty.
Let the toast pass —
Drink to the lass;
I'll warrant she'll prove an excuse for the glass.- Act III, sc. iii
- An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance.
- Act IV, sc. i
- Be just before you're generous.
- Act IV, sc. i
The Critic (1779)
- There is not a passion so strongly rooted in the human heart as envy.
- Act I, sc. i
- The newspapers! Sir, they are the most villainous — licentious — abominable — infernal — Not that I ever read them — no — I make it a rule never to look into a newspaper.
- Act I, sc. i
- Egad, I think the interpreter is the hardest to be understood of the two!
- Act I, sc. ii
- A practitioner in panegyric, or, to speak more plainly, a professor of the art of puffing.
- Act I, sc. ii
- The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.
- Act I, sc. ii
- Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
- Act II, sc. i
- I wish, sir, you would practice this without me. I can't stay dying here all night.
- Act III, sc. i
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