Attributed

• If there weren't luck involved, I guess I'd win every one.
  • During 2004 World Series of Poker, used frequently

• I played so perfect, I couldn't play more perfect.
  • During 2004 World Series of Poker

• Honey! Honey! I was supposed to go broke on that hand, honey, except they forgot one thing: I can dodge bullets, baby!
  • During the 2005 World Series of Poker main event

• I bet this guy can't even spell Poker!
  • At the 2004 World Series of Poker main event, after an amateur bet all-in with K-J and outdrew Hellmuth's A-K.

• That's why I am the greatest person in the world. Even the best players are willing to give me their chips... or at least they try

• JOPKE JOKE JOPKE JOKE JOKE JOKE (sic)
• Donkeys alwasy draw (sic)
  • During a 2-7 Triple Draw game on UltimateBet

• I have ALL the glory, titles and ALL the mobney (sic)
  • During a No Limit game on UltimateBet

• How good did I play the hand? How good did I play the hand? Of course I played the hand like a ******* genius, that's what I do
  • After losing a hand to Brian Brandon on Series Four of High Stakes Poker