Programme 1

Guests: Philip Glenister, Hugo Speer

Programme 2

Guests: Ronan Keating, Eamonn Holmes

[Hammond realizes he's smashed into his own Dino yellow Ferrari.]

Richard Hammond: Tha-a-t's my car…!

Programme 3

Guests: Edith Bowman, John Gordon Sinclair

[The "Interesting Signs" round features a picture a cow falling off a cliff onto a car.]

Sinclair: Jade Goody rock climbing near here?

[Morrissey prepares for the "Blindfold Parking" round.]

Neil Morrissey: We know this is a dangerous stunt, but it's okay. We have the AA-recommended first-aid kit…

[He shows a bottle of brandy.]

Programme 4

Guests: Murray Walker, James May

May: Can I just say, Hammond, that you are still a cock

Hammond: That's Captain Cock to you

[Barrie notices after the "Blindfold Parking" round that Hammond has moved the other two cars very close together.]

Chris Barrie: Hang on… one and a half paces compared to about seven when I started? Come on!

[Barrie prepares for the "Mystery Car" round.]

Chris Barrie: Murray, we have to win this. At the end, I don't want Richard going [as Hammond] "It's the only thing I could do!"

Programme 6

Guests: John Thomson, Fearne Cotton

[The boys are drooling over a Ford.]

Cotton: It's okay… I was just thinking I need to get some catfood on my way home…

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[Morrissey introduces the "Mystery Car" round.]

Neil Morrissey: And now, the only reason Richard Hammond comes here every week…

[A skull sign is featured in the "Interesting Sign" round.]

Richard Hammond: Can I just say that's a rubbish sign? It just means there's something bad… "Random Terrifying Event ahead"!

Cast

• Neil Morrissey — Host
• Chris Barrie — Himself
• Richard Hammond — Himself