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• Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work.

• A few months ago I was visiting my mother, and she said that as a child I had always wanted to learn everything, and that it took me a long time to realize that you couldn't learn everything. I got really angry, and I shouted "I'm not done yet!"

• You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo! (and other choice quotes, like "You are a stupid asshole. Shut the fuck up." and "Look at the error message! ... The error message is God!")