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• We shall feast our grape-gleaners with lasagne so tempting to swallow in slippery ropes.
  • Robert Browning, "Englishman in Italy"

• Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
  • Palindrome attributed to Baby Gramps

• I never met a Lasagna I didn't like.
  • Garfield, paraphrasing Will Rogers

• Jon: "Most of the Earth's surface is covered by water."
  Garfield: "Who cares? How much of it is covered by lasagna?"

• "What a life it would be if you could come to mine for tea
  I'll pick you up at half past three, we'll have lasagna."
  • Noel Gallagher, from the Oasis song Digsy's Dinner

• "Life is a minestrone
  Served up with parmesan cheese
  Death is a cold lasagne
  Suspended in deep freeze"
  • Lol Creme / Eric Stewart, from the 10cc song Life Is A Minestrone

• "You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."
  • Silent Bob from Clerks