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• Majority rule will only work if you're considering individual rights. You can't have five wolves and one sheep vote on what they want to have for supper

• My position has always been that there's two types of people opposed to pornography: those who don't know what they're talking about, and those who don't know what they're missing.
  • The Henry Rollins Show, episode 313
• My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends. He would visit me in California and we would debate together on college campuses. I always appreciated his sincerity even though I knew what he was selling and he knew what I was selling.

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• This is for Larry Flynt.
  • Kimora Lee Simmons after seeing a "party house", specifically after seeing an indoor hot tub with fur on the "rim" of it. Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, episode Keepin' it Real Estate.

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• I don't mind women protesting, but why can't some cute ones do it?
• If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not to me.
• That's Mr. Smut Peddler' to you!
• There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
• The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.
• Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it.
• You take a picture of a murder, which is illegal, and you can win Picture of the Year for TIME Magazine. You take a picture of two people having sex, which is not illegal, and you can get thrown in jail.
• Freedom of speech doesn’t protect speech you like; it protects speech you don’t like.