Attributed

• "Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?"
• "The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."
• "I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to Heaven. I'll look around and say, 'It's not bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'"
• "Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many"