Richard Goblin

• I would rather eat the contents of my toilet bowl, after a fat man with hemorrhoids who ate curry, than eat the shit most Americans serve.

Dialogue

Chatterbox caller: That guy was talking about eating people. If you knew what was in our food, you would never eat again!

Lazlow: Like what?

Chatterbox caller: Like honey. Do you know what honey is? It's bee shit! Why would you spread feces on toast?