Book 1

• Young-and-Beautiful: For countless generations we have done things a certain way. We can't just do everything differently now because it "makes sense".

07/04/2005, The Goblins Discuss the Poorly Locked Chest

• Minmax: The oversensitive Dungeon Master strikes again.

08/22/2005, Herbert Strikes Again

• Fumbles: Face the wrath of 1/11th of a sleep spell!

09/03/2005, Fumble's Perfect Character

• Asks Nonsense: As a blind goblin, how do you know when to stop wiping your ass?

09/25/2005, Thaco's Introduction

Book 2

• Fumbles: I declare my dodge on you!!

02/04/2006, Dodge

• Forgath: Watch it, you hill giant's ass hair!

03/10/2006, Yumyuck Moss

• Thaco: I don't mind dying, but having to wait for it like this is torture. It's taking forever. Like watching paint dry in hell.

Complains of Names: Wouldn't paint dry really fast in hell?

06/23/2006, Yellow Musk Creeper

• Tuck: Ironic coincidences happen all the time to adventurers.

07/21/2006, Horribly Hunted

Book 3

• Sergeant Marwood: I don't want to hear anyone bitching about having to shovel the minotaur crap!

04/22/2007, Above the Guards

• Saral Caine: How many times do I have to kill you before you die!?

10/02/2007, Another Battle's End

• Captain Dellyn Goblinslayer: Do you know what makes someone legendary? It's how badly your enemies want to kill you.

01/28/2008, Goblinslayer's Plan

• Thaco: We are not jumping off this roof to our deaths! We're jumping off that roof to our deaths. It's got a tree.

04/15/2008, Into the Fires of Hell