General Quotes

• "I HAVE FURY!"

• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"

• "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

• "Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

• "ONE FELL SWOOP IS THE WAY I WILL DEAL WITH YOU FINK-RATS!"

• "Fink-rat, try as you might, the resulting end will be the same."

• "Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"

• "Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!"

• "St-standing here in the spotlight at such a great gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!"

• "I need no long speech before this battle, which will be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"

• "Soon Princess Peach's voice will be Cackletta's snack cake!"

• "Have you readiness for this?!?"

• "Ouch, Hotness! It is the overheat!"

• "Now is when I ram you."

• "The Super Mario Bros. that I hate are here!"

• "I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"

• "May we flee?"

• "Preparations have completion!"

• "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."

• "Yes. Mustache."

Complete Final Speech

• "I have fury! At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous! But... Now that I am thinking... Cakletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts! Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others! And THAT means... The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"

Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge Transcript

Fawful: I have boredom...Guests? Now I have...FURY! I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge! In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!

Babies: (cheer)

Fawful: What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them.

Baby Mario: (jumps)

Fawful: You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity...but my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear?

Babies: (Player selects the option "Um, OK.")

Fawful: Then now you listen! I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering...Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking just like you!

I HAVE FURY!

Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no.

SO MUCH FURY!

Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!

...I HAVE CALM.

(Fawful throws off his red cloak, revealing a white Elvis-like suit)

I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but...the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!

I WILL! HAVE! FURY!

I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!

I FIGHT WITH RAGE!

I HURT YOUR FACES!

Hooof... Heffff...D-Did I...have insanity?

Babies: (surprise)

Fawful: Did I...have evil? I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.

Babies: (surprise)

Fawful: P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans. Beans and badges... We begin trading! What are you wanting?

Bowser's Inside Story

• A WINNER IS YOU!
• JACKPOTTING!
• Such easiness! So easy it gives me the gleeful chortles. I have such strategy! And now for the leaving. You are having a date with Peach's Castle!
• I HAVE VICTORY! Easy as bread sandwiches! And now for the proceeding on the plan I have planned! Midbus! Come! Fawful calls you!
• I HAVE CHORTLES!
• It is I who had put the nuts into this statue
• Now a midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes
• Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawfuls face!
• Your plan that I laugh at now makes for more laughing!
• You are wanting your castle? You are not getting there!
• Fawful is finished fawful gives up