Family Guy Quotations

Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was cancelled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005.

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The border colors for the episodes correspond to the DVD Volume in which they appear. Those episodes in bold and italics are also part of the Freakin' Sweet Collection.

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Orange represents Volume 3

Green represents Volume 4

Red represents Volume 5

Blue represents Volume 6

Yellow represents Volume 7

Black represents individual releases

Season 1	Season 2	Season 3	Season 4
[1.01] Death Has a Shadow	[2.01] Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	[3.01] The Thin White Line	[4.01] North by North Quahog
[1.02] I Never Met the Dead Man	[2.02] Holy Crap	[3.02] Brian Does Hollywood	[4.02] Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
[1.03] Chitty Chitty Death Bang	[2.03] Da Boom	[3.03] Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	[4.03] Blind Ambition
[1.04] Mind Over Murder	[2.04] Brian in Love	[3.04] One If By Clam, Two If By Sea	[4.04] Don't Make Me Over
[1.05] A Hero Sits Next Door	[2.05] Love Thy Trophy	[3.05] And the Wiener is...	[4.05] The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
[1.06] The Son Also Draws	[2.06] Death is a Bitch	[3.06] Death Lives	[4.06] Petarded
[1.07] Brian: Portrait of a Dog	[2.07] The King is Dead	[3.07] *Lethal Weapons*	[4.07] Brian the Bachelor
	[2.08] *I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar*	[3.08] The Kiss Seen Around the World	[4.08] 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
	[2.09] If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'	[3.09] Mr. Saturday Knight	[4.09] Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
	[2.10] Running Mates	[3.10] Emission Impossible	[4.10] Model Misbehavior
	[2.11] A Picture is Worth A 1000 Bucks	[3.11] *To Love and Die in Dixie*	[4.11] Peter's Got Woods
	[2.12] Fifteen Minutes of Shame	[3.12] A Fish Out of Water	[4.12] The Perfect Castaway
	[2.13] *Road to Rhode Island*	[3.13] Screwed the Pooch	[4.13] Jungle Love
	[2.14] Let's Go To The Hop	[3.14] Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	[4.14] PTV
	[2.15] Dammit Janet	[3.15] Ready, Willing, and Disabled	[4.15] Brian Goes Back To College
	[2.16] There's Something About Paulie	[3.16] A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas	[4.16] The Courtship of Stewie's Father
	[2.17] He's Too Sexy For His Fat	[3.17] Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows	[4.17] The Fat Guy Strangler
	[2.18] E. Peterbus Unum	[3.18] From Method to Madness	[4.18] The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
	[2.19] The Story on Page One	[3.19] Stuck Together, Torn Apart	[4.19] Brian Sings and Swings
	[2.20] Wasted Talent	[3.20] Road to Europe	[4.20] Patriot Games
	[2.21] Fore Father	[3.21] Family Guy Viewer Mail #1	[4.21] I Take Thee Quagmire
		[3.22] *When You Wish Upon a Weinstein*	[4.22] Sibling Rivalry
			[4.23] Deep Throats
			[4.24] Peterotica
			[4.25] You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives
			[4.26] Petergeist
			[4.27] Untitled Griffin Family History
			Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

Season 5	Season 6	Season 7	Season 8
[5.01] Stewie Loves Lois	[6.01] Blue Harvest	[7.01] Love Blactually	[8.01] Road to the Multiverse
[5.02] Mother Tucker	[6.02] Movin' Out (Brian's Song)	[7.02] I Dream of Jesus
[5.03] Hell Comes to Quahog	[6.03] Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air	[7.03] Road to Germany
[5.04] Saving Private Brian	[6.04.1] 100th Episode Celebration	[7.04] Baby Not On Board
[5.05] Whistle While Your Wife Works	[6.04.2] Stewie Kills Lois	[7.05] The Man with Two Brians
[5.06] Prick Up Your Ears	[6.05] Lois Kills Stewie	[7.06] Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
[5.07] Chick Cancer	[6.06] Padre de Familia	[7.07] Oceans Three and a Half
[5.08] Barely Legal	[6.07] Peter's Daughter	[7.08] Family Gay
[5.09] Road to Rupert	[6.08] McStroke	[7.09] The Juice Is Loose
[5.10] Peter's Two Dads	[6.09] Back to the Woods	[7.10] FOX-y Lady
[5.11] The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	[6.10] Play it Again Brian	[7.11] Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
[5.12] Airport '07	[6.11] The Former Life of Brian	[7.12] Episode 420
[5.13] Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	[6.12] Long John Peter	[7.13] Stew-Roids
[5.14] No Meals on Wheels		[7.14] We Love You Conrad
[5.15] Boys Do Cry		[7.15] Three Kings
[5.16] No Chris Left Behind		[7.16] Peter's Progress
[5.17] It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
[5.18] Meet the Quagmires

Catchphrases

Brian Griffin: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Lois Griffin: Peter, what the hell?!

Peter Griffin: Freakin' sweet!

Peter Griffin: Holy crap!

Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?

Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!

Stewie Griffin: Blast!

Cleveland Brown: Oh, that's nasty!

Glenn Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!

All Right!

Joe Swanson: LET'S DO IT!!

Herbert the Pervert: Get your fat ass back here.

Cast

Seth MacFarlane - Stewie Griffin, Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Carter Pewterschmidt (and various)
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin
Seth Green - Chris Griffin
Lacey Chabert (Production Season 1)/Mila Kunis (Production Season 2 and onward) - Meg Griffin
Mike Henry - Cleveland Brown, Herbert, Bruce (and various)
Patrick Warburton - Joe Swanson
Adam West - Mayor Adam West