Wilbur Wang

• [on the telephone with Dr. Young.] You gotta help me. I'm in love with Linda. We want to get married... thank you. There's only one problem - she needs a nine inch cock.

Dr. Young

• No wonder you can't hear any bells! You don't have a tinkler!
  • The doctor is explaining that the reason that Linda does not have orgasms is that she has no clitoris; it is later discovered to be in the back of her throat.

Dialogue

Linda: How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?

Dr. Young: [pause] I guess I could hear myself coming!

About

• Virtually every time someone watches that movie, they're watching me being raped.
  • Linda Lovelace, testifying before the Meese Commission.

• It is a crime that movie is still showing; there was a gun to my head the entire time.
  • Linda Lovelace, interviewed in the Toronto Sun, March 20, 1981.