Big Wolf on Campus Quotations

Big Wolf on Campus is a comedy television series that aired on the Fox Family Channel from 1999 to 2001.

Merton: The librarian is a palm scanning human book absorbtionist. OK, that's not the latin name for it, but she's turning people into books.

Security guard: Detention is the cornerstone on which the cathedral of discipline is built.

Tommy: The twist? A malted? I've got to send this guy back to where he belongs.

Tommy: I guess I'm just going to have to handle this myself. As Tommy Dawkins.

Merton kicks Tommy in the groin and Tommy turns into a werewolf.

Merton: You know, just in case.

Merton: The strangler always sang ring around the rozy before he tried to strangle somebody.

Tommy: Yeah, well, you know. I hope Stacey doesn't think these are hickies.