Dialogue

Haru: The blackness of my belt is a black as inside of a coffin on a moonless night.

Joey: That's pretty black.

Haru: I am the great white ninja.

Haru: I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.

Haru: Nice jacket, who shot the couch? (Laughter)

Haru: Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja. (Finds out henchmen heard him say that) Did I say "ninja"? I meant "ninny." "Haru, you are such a ninny."