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• Backup: The duplicate copy of crucial data that no one bothered to make, used only in the abstract.
  • Anonymous

• Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)
  • Linus Torvalds

• Back up my files?! Are you kidding? Is that a real thing you have to do? I always thought that that was just like... you know, a figure of speech.
  • "Strong Bad" of Homestar Runner

• BANANA - Backups Are Not Archives, NOT ARCHIVES
  • Anderson McCammont, quoting someone else on the veritas-bu mailing list (3/27/2007).

• I didn't lose my mind, I've got it backed up on cd somewhere.
  • Unknown