Verb

1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate; to give a hand job to.
3. To engage in wank.

Synonyms

• See also: Wikisaurus:masturbate

Noun

1. An act of masturbation.

   He’s having a wank!

2. An undesirable person

   You utter wank!

3. Nonsense, rubbish.

   This opera is a wank.

   Did you see that thing on Channel 4? Yeah, it was a wank.

   This shit is a whole lot of wank.

4. Ridiculous, circular or inappropriately elaborate argument about something, especially if obnoxious, pretentious or outright unsubstantial.