Adjective

1. Drunk.
   • , act I, scene I

     BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences.

     EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is!

     BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.

Etymology 2

Interjection

1. To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is masturbating.

   I was watching some porn - fap fap fap - when my computer crashed, again!

Verb

1. To masturbate.

   He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least.

   I knew you liked fapping but 300 gigs of porn is a little too much.

Noun

1. Porn.

   I've just downloaded loads of fap for while I'm away.

Usage notes

• The word can be repeated any number of times, although three is most common for interjections and one for verbs.