"My Girl's Pussy" is a song by the British

United Kingdom

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 bandleader and clarinet

Clarinet

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ist Harry Roy

Harry Roy

Harry Roy was a British dance band leader and clarinet player from the 1920s until the 1960s.-Life and career:...

. The song was recorded in 1931 by Harry Roy and His Bat Club Boys.

Lyrics

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.

It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.

But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.

I bring titbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.

I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.

Covers, pop culture status

This song was later covered in 1976 by Ian Whitcomb

Ian Whitcomb

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, in 1978 by R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders

R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders

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, in 2004 by Kitten on the Keys, in 2007 by Blag Dahlia

Blag Dahlia

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, and by others. It also was used as part of the soundtrack of the film Head in the Clouds

Head in the Clouds

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. My Girl's Pussy was also used as the theme song to the ABC1 series "Laid" in Australia (produced in 2010; telecast in 2011).