DID TWO MASSIVE COLLIDING PLANETS CREATE OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE?

Did the Big Bang or Super Smash happen because of the collision of two super massive planets floating in another heavy gravity universe? Whose combined planetary debris remnants have gone on, over time, to form the whole of our weaker gravity universe?

I have no idea if the following thoughts have already been suggested, but from what I have read, some of my very basic out of the box thinking would logically appear to explain a lot of things, at least from my view point.

1. SIZE. We have no real conception of how big is big and how small is small. Could there be planets out there, in another universe so big that their size is beyond our imagination? That our entire planet would amount to no more than a tiny pebble on one of their beaches?

2. SHAPE. Could our universe be totally contained in an elliptical explosive gas cloud, created from the smash and annihilation of just two planets?

3. THE HORIZON PROBLEM. Because, I guess that two colliding planets would form an explosive elliptical cloud shape, the distances of other solar systems eventual formations from the epicentre would all be very variable at around the same time. Because of the different shapes and sizes of the rock fragments (now solar systems) blasted into space.

For example, some parts of the flying rocks would fly out to the far ends left, right and all the way round towards the edges of the ellipse and some of the flying rocks would have only been blown to the shorter distances of above and below.

4. WHITE LIGHT. I have read at the centre of the big bang there is nothing there but white light. Which would be correct because after such a massive explosion from two super planets there would be nothing left, except possibly a large piece of one of their white hot inner cores?

6. BLACK HOLES AND WORM HOLES. Are they just punctures of various sizes in our light gravity gas cloud leaking out, into another heavy gravity universe, like many tiny holes made in a very big balloon? (Or possibly sometimes back in to our weaker gravity universe, as a clouds shape is irregular, with many layers and material sucked out could perhaps loop back on itself and be forced back in again at another distant point.)

The results of which would create a multitude of long bathtub plughole twister tornado type whirlpools appearing throughout space either consuming other solar systems, if the black hole is large or allowing other solar systems to rotate around them, if the back hole is small? (Or if the black hole is looped ejecting large amounts of blended planetary matter back into our universe again?)

7. WEAKER GRAVITY. We know that gravity in space is weaker because of the Big Bang, but does it still contain blasted broken remnants of heavy gravity that we refer to as dark matter/energy.

8. THE MANY SCATTERED SUNS? Are they simply small broken pieces of the cores of the original two Super Smashing planets, which have eventually gone on to form new solar systems?

9. STRING THEORY. String theory prevents my shoes from falling off my feet!

I realise that my wild suppositions, admittedly to many could be laughable, as well as being wide open to conjecture and that I'm probably completely wrong or the idea's could, already be in existence.

They are never-the-less still just my simple quizzical theoretical layman's thoughts, in bulk based on the limited information we are all given and in part know to be fact.

If I was an astrophysicist and mathematician or good at jigsaw puzzles, I would be trying to glue all the pieces of our contained universe back together and then dividing by two.

Remember, not so long ago, we all thought that the earth was flat! Over to you, beautiful people!

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Well, I think that String theory might be a bit sort of too rich for a scientific theory, but it is the most popular candidate for a TOE.
But back to the point - I don't think so.
First, some says that the size of the Big Bang was approximately a billionth of a proton, but of course we don't know for sure, since they say that before big bang t=0, and according to Einstein, space and time is the same thing (space-time) and are strongly linked together. So maybe there wasn't anything at all. This might be wrong, even one of the most famous physicist (not saying the name here) starts to object this idea. So maybe big bang is just a bit not in the right direction.
Anyways if your question is 'DID TWO MASSIVE COLLIDING PLANETS CREATE OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE? ', I'd say no because according to GR, no planet can be so massive that it doesn't get crushed under its own force of gravity (or maybe the other way, I don't know for sure), because the core of the planet would become so dense that it would become a black hole, which is seemingly something that really exist (though some says that it's just super dense neutron stars). So, if some planets actually crashed together and created the universe, there's no way that there would be so much mass in the universe.
Btw dark energy is now called quintessence

Hi there!
Well to be fair there's quite a few things you mentioned that are a little off the mark, but i really liked the blackhole ideas you had, sad thing is I haven't got a clue about black holes so I can't say = )
But here's what I do know, every element in the universe, began as hydrogen, and over inconceivable numerous collisions and reactions these atoms have made up all the other atoms,

Huge hydrogen/helium clouds make up these cloudy images in space, (the milkyway for example) there are other elements present I'm just talking generally, when our solar system was formed, i.e. Before the sun, it was very cold... Somewhere around 10Kelvin, which is just 10 degrees celcius above absolute 0, (in theory it is not possible to be any colder than 0 Kelvin (approx -276 celcius) and temperature is essentially a measure of speed, how fast these molecules were moving... That's the complex stuff out the way...
Well what happened in these hydrogen gas clouds is that due to the speed/temperature of the atoms, gravity felt by the atoms became the dominant force depicting their movement and pulled them closer together... They began to spin due to a law called the conservation of angular momentum, which you can see in your plughole when you pull the plug out... As more amassed the gravity increased and essentially pulled more and more into this "vortex"... Whereas in our solar system the centre of this action was the future birthplace of the sun, other identical reactions were occurring further out in the solarsystem... Just dense areas of clouds which had their own smaller gravitational "vortexes" also...

That's what brought the required mass together to make the next stage possible... In the centre of our solar system the gravity and friction and pressure had reached such an extreme level that the hydrogen atoms began to fuse together to create helium, and so the sun was born... It gives off masses of heat because the fusion of 2 x H atoms to 1 x He atom produces heat, If you look at Jupiter which is a gas giant and the 2nd largest body in our solar system, it is actually a mini sun that didn't acquire enough mass to cause fusion between H atoms, even though pressure in it's core is over 2000 times greater than atmospheric pressure here on earth... it's storms are a constant remindeer of the great heat caused by the "grinding" of the gases in its core...

Anyway it's getting late, and I'm typing this on my phone haha! I'd recommend taking a very long look at a wonderful series called, "wonders of the solarsystem" it's from the BBC presented by professor Brian Cox, you can get it for about £10 or less on amazon, and you'll absolutely love it!!! Never know you might decide to take a long and fruitful walk to becoming a scientist some day ^^ all the best mate!

Never such happened for two massive planets that collided before to create the universe.No biblical proof for this.

Biblical Proof? Kind of like Military Intel? Huh? Isn't there a religous forum you should be on?